David Lister

About Recent Entries

Oct. 1st, 2008 @ 01:26 pm
Rimmer, Jack, it'd probably be best if you avoided the kitchen. Remember those awesome super sandwichs I made a while back?

I dropped one behind the stove.

Sep. 1st, 2008 @ 03:07 am
I suppose I should get around to listing my classes.

Gaelic 101: Exploration of an Ancient Language
Gaelic 401: Communicating Orally in Gaelic

PHIL 101: Introduction to Philosophy
PHIL 201: Ethics and Morality
PHIL 211: Philosophy in the Arts and Music
PHIL 411: Happiness

That should do. Just get all the assignments in before classes end, all right?

Jul. 30th, 2008 @ 08:58 pm
I did it! I made the best, BESTEST sandwich ever. I gotta write this down, this is so awesomely supremely extra fantastic everyone has got to try it.


2 slices of bread, well what else'll you use for a sandwich?
1 fillet o fish
2 big packs of chicken vindaloo
1 of those thingies you get at the store with a leaf sticking out
2 deep fried eggs
Chutney

Slapem all together and top off with a little curry sauce and viola! You got yourself a five star sandwich!

Mar. 8th, 2008 @ 07:11 pm
SMEG. I don't believe this. Why him. Anyone but him! This is so bleeding unfair!

(illegible)

Mar. 5th, 2008 @ 02:27 am
Rimmer! Cat! Do you guys wanna go down to the curry place with me sometime? Sort of an reunion thing... It's been a while, and, just... kinda haven't seen ya around much? So I don't really know anybody else around here yet...
Other entries
» (No Subject)
The smeg's going on? There's so much smoke around.

(ooc: it's not that it's backdated, it's that he just has no clue)
» (No Subject)
Eh? What the bloody hell are all these robots hanging around for? Feels like I'm back on Mimas or something.


Eh, least I don't have to drive a hopper taxi. Oh yeah, there's those classes I'm supposed to teach. Uh... Everyone passes! That's the philosophy of... I'll-make-it-up-later.
» (No Subject)
I found it! The BEST curry ever! And chicken vindaloo!

YES!! Rock on!

Oh smeg, I totally forgot about my classes.

That was the philosophy of... the nature of freedom! Right.
» (No Subject)
Attention ladies and gents! I would like to announce that Arnold J Rimmer is a SMEGHEAD.
Read more... )
» (No Subject)
Eh, what the hell did I do for Christmas? I can't remember...

Though it's kinda disturbing, where the smeg did these women's underwear come from? And how'd they get on me?

Smeg... it must have been a great Christmas. Need to develop this film... maybe it'll shed light!


Wait. WOMEN. THERE'S WOMEN HERE.
» (No Subject)
Oh smegging hell. Need to lay off me curry chips...
Top of Page Powered by InsaneJournal